4 definitions by GARY LOVES THE BACON
"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."
by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003
Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.
see: shit, asshattery
also: assmason
see: shit, asshattery
also: assmason
Object: "We could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of assmasonry known as Enter the Matrix."
Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."
Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."
by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004
by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004
A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.
by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 13, 2004