Fapternoon
Fapternoon by Purtluom June 28, 2012
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When your mom goes "shopping" in the afternoon with the black neighbor and you know it will take a while, so you can watch anime tiddies uninterupted for hours. and masturbate vigorously being able to set the volume to a reasonable level. With so much time and dick on your hands, it mosty ends badly. one time you watch some schoolgirls smooching each other in the toilet, the other time you stare at furries sitting on horse cocks dildos with your dick completely numb and a deodorant bottle in your butt.
Man I was home alone and decided to have an impromptu naughty fapternoon. These diarrhea gurgling compilations are quite something.
Fapternoon by DJVoltaire November 12, 2018
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Faternoon
The afternoon following a rather large lunch where food is consumed to the point where one does nothing but sit and stare as they slip into a food coma.
Alternative definition is as a typo of the word afternoonwhile attempting to send an email while driving.
Alternative definition is as a typo of the word afternoonwhile attempting to send an email while driving.
Faternoon by IamThatDad February 4, 2010
Napternoon
This napternoon, i had a dream that mrs. finklestein, sitting down to breakfast with her longtime butler and confidante, mr. fonzworth, tripped over her own feet and fell into the porridge bowl!!!!!
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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