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Awesphyxiation

(noun): The condition of being incapable of breathing due to the pure awesomeness of what has just been witnessed.

(v): To awesphyxiate.
When I saw that old lady get jumpkicked in the face in Hot Fuzz I thought I was going to die of awesphyxiation.
Awesphyxiation by Hizowie January 28, 2009

assphobia 

One whom is deathly afraid of penetrating the depth of the tar star.
Nena needs someone that does not have assphobia....she likes to piitb.
assphobia by Mianosm November 21, 2006

aykesphobia 

fear of aykes aj aka doogan
yeah man i have aykesphobia bro is scary..
aykesphobia by zadiecheeta April 26, 2022

Alephobia 

Extreme fear of Alejandros
“I have Alephobia ,Im frightened from Alejandros.”
Alephobia by laychips222 October 24, 2023

Assphobia 

Fear of not being an asshole
Kelric has assphobia
Assphobia by Alyssalou February 1, 2020

Agephobia 

A fear of anyone older and/or younger than you. This could also apply to people the same age as you. Some cases of agephobia are very mild, such as only feeling uncomfortable around people older/younger than you. More severe cases have more discomfort, fear, and unwillingness to do anything with people outside of your age group.
Person 1: Hey! There's a party this weekend at my house. You wanna come?
Person 2: who's going to be there?
Person 1:just you, me, a few other friends, and my older sister and some of her friends.
Person 2: I'd rather not, your sister gives me agephobia.

Person 1: ok. It's fine.
Agephobia by REEEEEEEEEET August 25, 2020