blewitts 

in a state of disorder (derived from a second hand store in Stirling, Scotland)

The place is (like) blewitt's.
or

Your blewitts (drunk,drugged)

blewitts by Frank McChord May 12, 2004

Blewitt 

Word used to describe someone with a massive penis, usually ranging from 18-43 inches.

"Look at that guy's crotch, he's definitely a Blewitt"

Blewitt by patrickmcguiness September 15, 2009

Buttcheese Blewitt 

That guy in your workplace or school who always tells the wrong joke at the wrong time, often after drinking milk and releasing a silent-but-deadly dutch oven situation.

"Mark's brother sneezes a lot, we should call him Sneezle."
"WTF is wrong with you, Buttcheese Blewitt, he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. And, WTF is that smell? I think you need to wash your ass."

Buttcheese Blewitt by El Mojo de la Tierra November 20, 2021