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malquicure 

(adj.) mal-KAY-cur

You know something is bad for you, but you do it anyways.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Malus qui curat" or "bad but who cares"
Doctor: Have you been trying to fix your drinking problem?
Bill: I tried, but whenever the guys and me go to the bar, I just can't help myself. It's malquicure.
malquicure by Zanach June 26, 2012
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Mallicure 

A tacky French manicure with thick white tips and/or any other trying-to-be-classy-but-painfully-missing-the-mark nail look. Name comes from nail salons at malls specializing in such manicures. Frequently seen on teenagers and soccer moms who think they're being sophisticated.
"Eww, look at the mallicure on that girl--she paid $60 for fake acrylic nails with decals. Gross."
Mallicure by Babog_the_cat March 31, 2015
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Malquiburn 

is a sweet,funny,caring,lovable,cute,athletic,cool,shy,tan guy who is very open to his close friends but shy around girls he likes.
guy 1: hey malquiburn! what you up to?
malquiburn: oh, nothing.
guy 1: are you thinking of girl 1?
maquiburn: no what made you think that?
guy 1: because you are staring at her? you like her don't you?!
malquiburn: maybe.
guy 1:i heard she likes you.
malquiburn: i know that.
guy 1: then go ask he out!
malquiburn: i'm too shy to ask her.
guy 1: come on your the perfect package. a little shy but your GREAT for her!
malquiburn: no man i can't.
guy 1: what ever. your lost. see you later.
malquiburn: bye.
Malquiburn by agent juciy March 6, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026