3 definitions by Zanach

Top Definition
The exact opposite of friends with benefit. It's like having a girlfriend but with all the bad parts and none of the good parts. You go through all the boyfriend/girlfriend drama and there's no making out, no hugging, holding hands, NONE of the good stuff. The worst possible relationship you can have with a girl, worse than being in the friend zone.
Jon: Yo, where's Michael at?
Alex: He's back there with his not-girlfriend, they're arguing about something.
Jon: Offff course they are.
by Zanach August 30, 2012
The things you earn when you successfully flirt, ask out, or other things that involve people of the opposite sex. It's not a good thing to have to many, as that means you are a whore, or to little, as that means that you suck at getting some. It's most important to get right in between the two and stay around there.
Ask a girl out, get player points. Flirt really good, get player points. Easy.
by Zanach February 12, 2011
(adj.) mal-KAY-cur

You know something is bad for you, but you do it anyways.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Malus qui curat" or "bad but who cares"
Doctor: Have you been trying to fix your drinking problem?
Bill: I tried, but whenever the guys and me go to the bar, I just can't help myself. It's malquicure.
by Zanach June 22, 2012

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