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Boativation 

The enormous force that drives a young man to achieve his life goals; often initiated by images of super yachts.
Jack and Dan are sat in the office when an instant message pops up.

Jack: Check this out... (link to website and picture of super yacht)

Dan: I want one!

That very day both Jack and Dan made over 600 sales calls each.

Boativation.... Sail to success!

brotivation 

Ever feel like you can't get your life together? Like the only next possible step is quitting? Brotivation is the push you need from a close friend who knows you well. That friend provides adequate motivation for your next step to be successful and confident completion of you duties. Hella necessary during hangovers, depressed moods, exhaustion, and general lethargy.
Dude, I had 12 long island iced teas last night, there is NO WAY I can go to the hospital and help my wife push out our first baby.

Bro, this is the moment your life begins. No amount of LIT's should stop you from watching the moment you become a father.

Dude, you are right. Get me a glass of water and a some clothes that I didn't vomit on. Thanks for the brotivation.
brotivation by Meeshelluh May 13, 2010

Boobivation 

To inspire someone to do better by flashing them your tata's.
CC tried to give Nolan a little boobivation while he was at bat.
Boobivation by Shannonnotjanet June 13, 2015

Bonivation

An action taken, motivated by the opportunity to impress and ultimately bone someone, most likely someone who plays hard to get.
Balto's bonivation to bang Jenna was so strong he embarked on a daring quest to guide the lost dogsled team carrying dyptherium medications through seracs and avalanche terrain.

Jenna was the bonivation for Balto to embarck on the dangerous quest to bring medicine to the sick children, including Jenna's owner, Rosie.
Bonivation by Thanosisajackass January 3, 2019

blowtivation 

when your girl knows your feeling lethargic, depressed, hungover, or about to attempt something risky, and she gives you a blowjob to get the baby batter off the brain
MAN: "Thanks for the BLOWTIVATION baby, now ill definitely be able to jump this thirty foot gap."

brotivational 

To be motivated or inspired by the actions of your bro.
Man, watching Coombs ski that line so easily was totally brotivational!
brotivational by pwdrjnky August 22, 2007