Hollywood Crazy

When someone is so crazy, the only way to provide a frame of reference around how crazy an individual is, is to draw upon a fictional storyline from a movie.

Did you hear that Phillipa faked her Uncle dying, so that she could skip work for the day? That's so Hollywood crazy!

Hollywood Crazy by danishomlette October 31, 2012

Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob 

A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:

-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact

-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen

Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.

Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob by Hantlin July 16, 2023