Clifftify 

To take an ordinary electronic document or website and make it--as if by magic--technically perfect and exceedingly compelling. Also, Cliftification, Clifftactiousness

Clifftify My new webpage is so drab and ordinary. I hope I can get it Cliftified before my boss sees it.

Clifftify by kmackdog October 30, 2012

Clintify 

To take the smallest task and mess it up so badly that it looks as if you’ve botched it deliberately, because nobody could be that stupid.

"Could you do this drawing for me, but don't Clintify it."

Clintify by Ed Case August 4, 2008

Clitify 

To be completely taken over, or controlled, by a woman (by sexual means). Seen often in cougar/prey relationships.

Cougar: I plan to clitify that there prey over yonder.
Prey: (upon over-hearing the cougar) I expect to be treated as a man and not a dog. Given that your clitification of me involves no such thing, I should have no problem with it.

Clitify by herbification station April 17, 2009