Clintify
To take the smallest task and mess it up so badly that it looks as if you’ve botched it deliberately, because nobody could be that stupid.
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Clintifixion
The act of committing suicide for no reason by way of a firing squad comprised entirely of Asian gang members to achieve a result that could have been acquired by calling the police to tell them where the guilty Asian gang members live and what they did.
"Did you see that Clintifixion at the end of Gran Torino? I think it was the greatest possible way a movie about the white man's burden could have ended. I was truly moved, because I am indeed that stupid."
Clintifixion by Obs inc July 9, 2017
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Clitify
To be completely taken over, or controlled, by a woman (by sexual means). Seen often in cougar/prey relationships.
Cougar: I plan to clitify that there prey over yonder.
Prey: (upon over-hearing the cougar) I expect to be treated as a man and not a dog. Given that your clitification of me involves no such thing, I should have no problem with it.
Prey: (upon over-hearing the cougar) I expect to be treated as a man and not a dog. Given that your clitification of me involves no such thing, I should have no problem with it.
Clitify by herbification station April 17, 2009
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood
N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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