longpooper

One who takes a long time on the toilet pooping.

"As a longpooper I hate public toilets with an automatic light switch. The inventor really should have thought that shit through." -Miller-STGT

by brickhardcheese October 29, 2012

Longpooper

Someone takes a long time to poop in the bathroom. ( Via Reddit)

Kevin: Why did you take so long in the toilet?
Nick: I'm a longpooper.

by Hbw October 29, 2012

LongPoop

To be 'LongPoop' means that you are extremely dumb and don't care about anything. You have little or no friends. You like to give up on things.

Wow, that guy is LongPoop.

by Opblocks229 November 9, 2019