Butlins

The spunkiest, funniest, most totally inappropriate holiday destination anywhere in the world. Full of attention seeking freaks and weirdos in fancy-dress, strutting about, cackling, getting escorted home in wheelchairs, drinking loads, eating loads, being loud and getting hated by all the boring people. Highly recommended!!!

I feel like a weekend away with loadsa fisting and a fair few cocks... Let's go to a Butlins!

by mrsgreedy October 24, 2012

Butlins

A piss-stained, garish holiday camp for manic depressives.

Read : Auschwitz

I'd rather lick a rabid Scottish person than go to Butlins.

by Danizen November 24, 2009

Butlins

A man who is more than a little feminine.

He's more camp than Butlins.

by Divinefire October 14, 2005

butlins

Litraly smoking the end of the cigarette, the orangish tip part!

omg what a twat, im so desprate to smoke a cig ill even accept butlins!

yuck you dirty F***** smoking butlins!

by MarlonC July 12, 2007

Butlin

to confuse someone to such extent he/she (usually he) is powerless to refuse anal penetration. usually said of bearded fellows with double-pronged cocks.

Darwin to Lamarck

by jsdagfh November 24, 2003

Naughty butlins

The place Hitler sent Jewish kids during the war

You’re Jewish? It’s naughty butlins for you

by YoYesLightTheBifta March 22, 2022

butlins blues

When you've had a sick weekend at butlins, partied for 3 days, then have to come back to reality and normal life.

"Hey Luke wanna come over?"
"I can't Benn I have the Butlins blues"

by Kitchy10 October 13, 2016