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Bucklandnism Disease
A disorder which makes you bitch and become a rotten, cold, Lying, and a spoiled rich whore. Side effects may include Cat Abuse, Giving Chihuahuas liquors and AK 47's, Pissing your Local Mexican Off, and Pretending to be the ultimate Weeaboo in front of your Japanese obsessed friends. If you suffer from any of these symptoms please consult with a real doctor and not one selling condoms for 99 cents.
Michael: Hey My Daughter is suffering from Bucklandnism Disease is there a cure for this stuff?
Doctor: Sorry Mr. Michael Thompson I can't help you right now. There are things that I can do and there are things that I can't do.
Michael: So you're basically saying my daughter is fucked up for life?
Doctor: Unless She stop Snorting Coffee Beans and being a Freaking Whore maybe I can give you a call.
Michael: NOOOOOO! Doctor I need you to Cure the Bucklandnism Disease
Doctor: Fuck this shit, Michael I'm Heading to Hawaii! You're nothing but a crazy bastard.
Doctor: Sorry Mr. Michael Thompson I can't help you right now. There are things that I can do and there are things that I can't do.
Michael: So you're basically saying my daughter is fucked up for life?
Doctor: Unless She stop Snorting Coffee Beans and being a Freaking Whore maybe I can give you a call.
Michael: NOOOOOO! Doctor I need you to Cure the Bucklandnism Disease
Doctor: Fuck this shit, Michael I'm Heading to Hawaii! You're nothing but a crazy bastard.
Bucklandnism Disease by Arika Cho cho Butterface March 18, 2017
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Bucklandnism
A Theory that makes a good person turned into a Kamikaze wannabe except instead of just hurting good people. You’re doing yourself a Favor by becoming a dumb, Brainwashed, Weeaboo who wants nothing but money, Cheap Sake and a little bit of that stuff that they serve at Taco bell and Sarku Japan. To make things worse, You shall not disobey Any fat guys or Fat whores in Alaska. Failure to do that will make you a Dishonorable guy regardless of what position your in. Even if You’re just a guy who smokes weed and watch Pokémon all day!
Guy 1: Hey, man are you into Bucklandnism?
Guy 2: What the fuck is that, I never heard of such nonsense.
Guy 1: Watashi wa Chugoku No Kiraina Yaku desu.
Guy 2: Say that in English, Mother Fucker!
Guy 1: Oh damn, is that a fat bastard from Alaska.
Fat Alaskan guy: Hey, You Crazy Bastard why don’t you do us a favor and shut up.
Guy 2: Damn he got you good, bro!
Guy 1: Oh man, now I have to go potty again but after that I have disgraced myself!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that, I never heard of such nonsense.
Guy 1: Watashi wa Chugoku No Kiraina Yaku desu.
Guy 2: Say that in English, Mother Fucker!
Guy 1: Oh damn, is that a fat bastard from Alaska.
Fat Alaskan guy: Hey, You Crazy Bastard why don’t you do us a favor and shut up.
Guy 2: Damn he got you good, bro!
Guy 1: Oh man, now I have to go potty again but after that I have disgraced myself!
Bucklandnism by Arika Cho cho Butterface September 13, 2019