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(n.)to miss an open net in football
man: Van Persie did a torres at yesterday match
friend: Yes, but at least he scored another chance
torres by hamza February 11, 2013
(Verb). To have a night out on the town, have a lot of very expensive drinks and finish the night without scoring.
Oh man, Johnny torres'ed so hard last night.
Torres by hanseh May 10, 2011
To be invited to an event, and commit to go but at the last second decide to not go out of pure laziness. Similar to flaking, but worse.

Lying and saying you're almost at point B when never have left Point A.

Making extreme excuses to not be at fault for not going with your commitment.

a.k.a Max level of Flaking/Fronting
Hey Jake are you coming over for the party tonight? It's going to be great.

- Yeah man Ill be over there in an hour.

Jake never shows up.

Jake! Where are you !?

- Sorry girlfriend needed me because something came up

Torres'd
Torres by Superman1992 October 6, 2012
A torres is a term which refers to a miss in football, in particular missing a really easy goal.
1. "Mate don't let Johnny play, all he ever does is torres"

2. "Man, what a torres, how could you miss an open goal from 4 yards?!?!"
Torres by pyramidMan September 19, 2011
To fall from grace spectacularly and become absolutely terrible at everything you do as soon as you cut your hair!
Kieran: Oh man, Alain's done a Torres.
Phil: Yeah, he's just tripped over his own laces!
Torres by Mr K. March 30, 2013
A name that is very commonly used in American, Mexican, and German culture.
We are naming him Torres after his German grandpa
Torres by daboiyaknow June 4, 2018