Masturtate

The act of masturbating while meditating.

When the stress of life got to be too much, Jim would often masturtate to relieve the stress.

by weaselyjon October 2, 2012

MasturTate

The act of masturbating while thinking of Tate Langdon, a character in the first season of the FX original series American Horror Story portrayed by Evan Peters, god of sex.

Ugh, hang on a sec, I need to read some Violate fanfiction and MasturTate to get rid of this sexual frustration.

by KateLangdon June 7, 2012

Masturtating

The act of masturbating while eating potatoes of one sort or another.

I whipped up some instant potatoes 😋 then I. Was. Masturtating. Talk about comfort food!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021