glorping

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

Hey, no glorping on the sofa!

by Pinkticus October 11, 2020

glorping

the act of trying to eat ones farts bubbles in the bathtub.

sorry i took so long to get ready... i was busy glorping

by fartmoney September 26, 2012

Glorpe

Someone, while in the bathtub that farts and then bites the bubbles.

Bob Anderson is the National Glorpe Champion. He bit all 73 bubbles in 45 seconds!

by Raven Misfit April 19, 2009

glorp

A Person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.

That ex-fraternity member, Lance Bibson, he sure is a glorp.

by steve h flavas May 8, 2003

Glorp

Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.

Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?

by ohpleaseletthiswork August 19, 2017

Glorp

A task or activity that is both tedious and complex, typically used to describe an activity in a videogame.

person 1: "I really don't like grinding for camos in CoD."
person 2: "Yeah I hate glorp in games."

by honbee July 8, 2023

glorp

A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).

GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...

by DT December 21, 2004