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Stands for "Emergency No Internet Porn." Usually collected in a folder, ENIP is for chronic masturbaters who, for some reason or another, can use their computer, but cannot use the internet.

ENIP usually consists of various lewd pictures or videos, saved in a "discreet" folder.
"Yo, dude, my internet was out last night, so I had to use my ENIP to get one off."

"Holy shit. My ENIP folder is bulging with all of the best porn."
ENIP by Speak 'n Spell September 14, 2012
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A catchy more appealing way to address a Penis to your friends in a casual conversation. Commonly thought of as a tastier sounding word due to sound similarity to "Cheeze-nips"
I want your enips please.
Want some enips?
You like enips?
enips by womg March 19, 2008
I like butt stuff and MILFS, enipepa’s on a milf hunt
Let’s go pull a enipepa
enipepa by Phatpussyyyy May 10, 2022
when the nipples become erect, preferably on a female, and if your lucky they'll poke out through her shirt.
Hey Steve! check out those enips!
enips by anonymous January 19, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026