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hensonism 

The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.
Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.

Other hensonisms:

CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”

I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”

“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table

“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.

General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”
hensonism by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010
Related Words

tim henson 

media darling, host of the distorted view daily podcast.
"hey freaks!, welcome to the distorted view daily podcast. im your host tim henson, the media darling."
tim henson by tom peters July 1, 2005

Henormous 

Adj. (1) To describe a man with large junk (2) A word to compare normal males to those that have been cross-bread with a horse or mule.
We were out at the club 'Manhole' last night and got completely wasted. Last thing I remember was this gang of bikers whipping out their HENORMOUS tools. I could not walk for a week after. Next time I will remember to bring some WD-40.
Henormous by Greg H Stick June 26, 2009

taraji p henson 

The most amazing black woman actress alive! She's a true tough COOKIE.
-I wish a bitch would fuck with me. I will drop there ass with my Taraji p henson (cookie)!
taraji p henson by Taraji p henson December 20, 2016

hensopper 

In the Anglo Boer war in South Africa, afrikaners who surrendered or defected to the english typically did so with their hands up, and were derogatorily referred to as "hensoppers" by the other Boere.
Ek hoop die Steyntrein bowl daai hensopper poes Pietersen teen die kop
hensopper by rrza February 3, 2012

henserated 

humiliating or ganging up on another person or group of individuals to make oneself feel better

pronounced: hen-sir-ay-ted
Person 1: What’s wrong are you okay?
Person 2: NO, those girls just henserated me in that bathroom!

Person 1: Omg that’s terrible.
henserated by peh’s #1 fan August 25, 2021