Sack of Dicks
A total and complete dick. Such a dick that one does them no justice. Therefore, the mega dickhead is now a "Sack of Dicks"
Sack of Dicks by Mikeslover January 27, 2009
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Sack of Dicks
One whom is the Richard of the Dicks, the dick alpha and omega, the almighty pisser-offer who lives to make lives like yours and mine alike filled with frustration. This man's douchery cannot be contained within just an entity; alas, he is a multitude of dicks in a sack - preferably made of burlap, just to make things worse.
This man won't stop at one dick; oh no, he's going for the gold. Others have made their way to a few dicks, a small pouch, or even a satchel full. But this guy will go the extra mile and a half just to make sure that your good day stops where his begins.
This man won't stop at one dick; oh no, he's going for the gold. Others have made their way to a few dicks, a small pouch, or even a satchel full. But this guy will go the extra mile and a half just to make sure that your good day stops where his begins.
Dude 1: Hey brah, this guy was being a bag of dicks yesterday; stole my sweet roll and fucked my wife, all at the same time.
Dude 2: What a cool story. This morning this guy got the promotion of CEO by blowing the boss, and doesn't even work there. After that, he came to my house and pissed on me while I was asleep, fucked my dog, and ate my food - all at the same time. Not a crumb left in the cupboard.
Dude 1: That's no mere dick, this man is a legend! A true sack of dicks!
Dude 2: Thanks for that.
Dude 2: What a cool story. This morning this guy got the promotion of CEO by blowing the boss, and doesn't even work there. After that, he came to my house and pissed on me while I was asleep, fucked my dog, and ate my food - all at the same time. Not a crumb left in the cupboard.
Dude 1: That's no mere dick, this man is a legend! A true sack of dicks!
Dude 2: Thanks for that.
Sack of Dicks by zakdwyer June 13, 2012
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nutless sack of dick
If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".
nutless sack of dick by mackerbruny February 9, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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