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Back job 

When a girl effectively uses your cock as a backscratcher.

She led me down to her basement and told me to strip naked, while she was still wearing tight, spandex yoga pants and a tank top. She had me place my hands above a ceiling pipe and handcuffed them there.
She wrapped her arms around my neck, pressed her chest against me, leaned her legs into mine, and began making out with me. Her cuffs prevented me from touching her back, to my frustration.

She turned away from me, removed her tank top, and unhooked her bra. I got a beautiful view of her wonderfully toned back muscles. She backed towards me and squatted down until her shoulders were level with my cock.

She pushed against me, causing her upper back to press against my cock. She placed her hands behind my hamstrings, giving her more leverage. She began squatting up and down, using my cock as a backscratcher, sliding it along her upper back down to her lower back, and vice versa.

Her beautiful, firm, yet soft back muscles felt so good as they slid along my cock. She quickened her pace until my sensitive erection couldn’t take it anymore. The pressure burst through my cock as I sprayed cum all over her back, but that didn’t stop her from continuing the back job until I completely stopped cumming.

She finally turned around to face me, this time giving me a great view of her dangling breasts.

“You made a huge mess all over my back,” she said sternly. “I’m going to take a shower, and if I’m in a good mood, I’ll come back to unlock your cuffs afterwards.”

And just like that, she walked up the basement steps and left me there.
Back job by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 11, 2023
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back job 

a very good back rub
"Hey Jim! Come over here and give me a back job!"
back job by back jobs August 8, 2009

Back Job 

Fisting some ones asshole, followed by licking their asshole. Most people will think of this as a back massage when they first hear it.
Guy at party: Hey, can I get a back job?
Girl: Sure
.... 3 minutes later...
Girl: Ewww your disgusting
Back Job by J-train1022 May 29, 2012

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special
Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree
To masturbate on a birds back when she is asleep.
I give the misses a backjob last night.
backjob by Jason Smith esquire July 28, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026