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I'm Gonna Bone 

The common term used when a person planning to have intercouse is going to drive his sticky cock into a puss where said cock should be.
"I'm Gonna Bone in a puss where i belong" Chris Daughtry

Boner M. 

A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.

Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.

They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Boner M. by gregben March 24, 2022
boney m was a west german band that made the song Rasputin.
"boney m is german... what?"
boney m by 2mxujhyt November 2, 2022

I'm going to jump your bones

Intercourse. Imma jump and top of you im gonna jump you down to the core, I'm gonna make your bones shake😏
I'm going to jump your bones when we get up stairs

I'm all dick and bones 

Means, that the guy is slim with a big dong, as in he's hardly fat!
You're slim aren't you?

Yeah, I'm all dick and bones.
I'm all dick and bones by Biggy D' October 19, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026