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Cockshark 

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.
I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.
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cockstar 

Darin is big dick ballin like a cockstar!
cockstar by padre February 21, 2021
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Cockstar Games 

An insult for Rockstar Games and their horrible decisions.
Guy1: Dude did you hear that Rockstar uploaded another update?
Guy2:Yeah Cockstar Games really messed up this time.

cockshire 

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays
Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello
cockshire by Whitey April 11, 2004
What the dried cum on your penis becomes if you don't clean it all off. May also be dried precum. (or a dirty cock)
I hate to wear black underwear because sometimes i have cockchalk and it marks my underwear up.
Cockchalk by agrafos April 26, 2010

CockHawk 

A female who goes out in public with very little clothes on with the intention of getting some cock for the night
That girls a tease looking for some D, what a fucking CockHawk
CockHawk by Area52 July 16, 2019

Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.
After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.