Phakelophobia

Phakelophobia -- The fear of (official-looking) envelopes.
From Greek "φάκελος" (phàkelos) + "φόβος" (phòbos).

Her hallway floor is covered in unopened envelopes -- I think she may have phakelophobia.

Phakelophobia by Kenage Danshaku March 23, 2012

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Phallophobia

Having the fear, or phobia of a penis. Especially and erect penis. This may cause the person with Phallaphobia to hypevenilate or even pass out.

Athena has Phallophobia and was watching tv with her friend Kevin, and he whipped out his penis and she started to hypervenilate, and then eventually passed out.

Phallophobia by AthenaAtropine October 12, 2008

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Phallophobia

the fear of a penis; to fear a erect or even a non-erect penis

Sorry I have a phallophobia, so keep it way.

Phallophobia by Dsmart July 15, 2007

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phallophobia

a phobia of the penis.

Steve: let's have sex!...
Kayla: nooooo!! i have a severe case of phallophobia!!11!!111oneone.

phallophobia by goochmonster February 25, 2008

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Phallophobia

The phobia of penises.

I’m a lesbian only because I have Phallophobia.

Phallophobia by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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