Weeperbate

Masterbating with one's own tears.

Chris spent weeks weeperbating after his recent breakup with Rachel.

Joey was dehydrated and chaffed due to excessive weeperbating brought on by a recent breakup.

Dave retired to his room to Weeperbate.

Weeperbate by MasterWeeper March 9, 2012

webterbate 

To masturbate over those shitty bar adverts that come up along the side of sites like GameFAQs and Urban Dictionary.

The filter blocks porn, so I webterbate on GameFAQs.

webterbate by Bitch McAnal April 11, 2007

Weepsterbate 

Weeping while masturbating. Usually performed by single women that watch too many YouTube documentaries or older men who have completely given up at life and only leave the house to buy tweed pants. "

Example: "Girl, I weepsterbated to a YouTube documentary about Mariana Trench for about four hours last night. It was epic!

Weepsterbate by Hispanic Magic March 19, 2023