webterbate 

To masturbate over those shitty bar adverts that come up along the side of sites like GameFAQs and Urban Dictionary.

The filter blocks porn, so I webterbate on GameFAQs.

webterbate by Bitch McAnal April 11, 2007

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

websturbate 

surfing the web,(usually out of boredom) as a person surfed the channels on the television in the 1980's 90's with hopes that something will spark interest.

Last night I came home, websturbated, and the next thing I knew, three hours had gone by!

websturbate by DrDisney July 30, 2007

Westerbation 

The excessive need for attention and the extreme ability to waste time in an obnoxious manner

Hey quit westerbating we're trying to focus here. He suffers from Westerbation

Your westerbating again huh, I seen you side chatting again.

Oh you get a violation, you must have been westerbating.

Westerbation by Sweetstud801 August 11, 2014

waterbate 

To use jacuzzi or hot tub jets to stimulate yourself to climax.

"Are there any hotel rooms overlooking the jacuzzi?"
"I hope not. I'm hoping to waterbate tonight."

waterbate by AngelsBaseball311 January 26, 2015

Weeperbate

Masterbating with one's own tears.

Chris spent weeks weeperbating after his recent breakup with Rachel.

Joey was dehydrated and chaffed due to excessive weeperbating brought on by a recent breakup.

Dave retired to his room to Weeperbate.

Weeperbate by MasterWeeper March 9, 2012

westergate 

where all the skanks live and they smoke and take drugs and drink and think they're kool!stupid dick heads

i really cant mention the names

westergate by Amy February 21, 2004