Spermdozer 

A guy that ejaculates for no apparent reason at night.

Guy 1: Dude, i woke up and my boxers were sticky.
Guy 2: Dude, sounds like you're a Spermdozer.

Spermdozer by VaginaFucker69 February 5, 2012

spermdonor

when a father is not involved in their childs life AT ALL.

counselor:how do u feel about ur father?
child:hes a piece of shit? i dont claim him as my father hes more like a spermdonor.

spermdonor by ONLY CHILD September 27, 2006

spermdose 

Totally gay and has no friends .

‘Ok you see spermdose over there ?’
‘Yeah he gay ‘

spermdose by your_watching_disney_channel_ December 22, 2018

spermhower 

To put sperm over someone's head as if mowing a lawn

That girl just got spermhowered!

spermhower by Kitty210 February 6, 2014

spermdose 

a shitty meme page

Guy1: ever heard of spermdose

Guy 2: yeah his memes SUCK!
Guy1: haha I know right

spermdose by NOT THE PLACE YOU WANT TO BE December 22, 2018

Spermdodger 

A woman who always ends up with cum in her ear

I had sex with this woman and when she got me off she turned her head, what a spermdodger

Spermdodger by obiwanbobi66 December 20, 2021