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squiffer 

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.
MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.
squiffer by Erectism November 9, 2007
Related Words
eating food with a ravenous delight
I just squaffed down that taylor ham and egg and cheese sandwich in 2 bites
squaffed by kearnygirl April 6, 2014

squiffer 

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy
Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."
squiffer by Ian Murray June 19, 2008

squiffer 

that which makes one squiffy or slightly intoxicated
Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.
squiffer by zldj November 18, 2006

Squarfer 

The combonation of a wigglesnarf, ( A person who sniffs bycicle seats after kids have been sittting on it for a while) and a snarfer ( who farts in the bathtub and attempts to eat the fart bubbles), and a quarfer ( who queefs in the bathtub and attempts to eat the queef bubbles)
the old women was a squarfer
Squarfer by We are Cool May 28, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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