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Pube lock 

1. When two partners engage in intercourse and their genital pubes get entangled/hooked with one another.

2. When one masturbates, then cums in his hand and falls asleep only to wake up to their hand glued to their dick and the pain deriving from the pubes that get caught in the middle of the hand and penis when trying to release the grip.
Oh, OHHHH YEAHHH ohh oh OHH OH OHHHWWWWW AH AH AH AHHHHHH AH GAWD AH AHHH ASSSSSSSDFGHJKLLLLLKGOCDCGCUFY,CJUF 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209 749445923078164062862089986280348253421170
AHHHHHHH and done.

So I was doing Demi last night, and it was great and all but we kept getting pube locks, but that didn't stop us, so now we're as smooth as bald eagles
Pube lock by The Brown Joint January 16, 2012
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Pube-locked

A Velcro-like interaction between one person’s facial hair and another person’s pubic hair wherein the two become inextricably linked, typically achieved during the action of fellatio or cunnilingus.
Man, those two got pube-locked outside the Tabernacle.
Pube-locked by KAtMalZ November 25, 2022
Did you see the pubelocks sneaking out of that guys Speedo?
Pubelocks by Ho Hum Di_Hum January 29, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026