When you puke from drinking alcohol and it gets in your hair. The puke proceeds to make your hair get all tangled up as if you had dreadlocks. By the the time you wake up in the morning/afternoon, you will have full-blown pukelocks.
WARNING: May take hours to reverse the pukelock hairstyle.
I woke up with pukelocks from the party last night, I need to stop drinking so much.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'