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Treedophile 

The act of toutching a younger tree or sapling in innapropriate ways and being a generall peadophile to any type of tree or plant
Nick toutched the young tree from behind without permission. He is now on the sex offenders list for being a Treedophile
Treedophile by Nickbowks June 20, 2009

tweedophile 

Someone who always wears tweed jackets.
That man loves tweed, he's a total tweedophile.
tweedophile by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

Teenophile 

A pervert who, instead of breaking the law by liking children, prefers 16-18 year olds instead.
Person 1: "Yo, some Teenophile papped me on the way back from the park"
Person 2: "That's some creepy shit."
Teenophile by FoggDogg March 17, 2009

tennophile 

A person obssesed with David Tenannt
"Did you see Dr. Who last nigh? Gosh, he's a total honey!"
"Girl, you're such a tennophile"
tennophile by Janey Loo May 6, 2008

weenophile 

A young male who enjoys weenus comparison with anonymous strangers via the internet.
"That cat aint nuthin but a low down weenophile"
weenophile by Sir blaze a not December 29, 2006

Tweetophilia 

a serious condition in which one suffers from hemorrhaging tweets at a dangerous rate.
none of the natural filters or editing agents are present to stop the flow
Donald trump is suffering from a serious case of tweetophilia