Christmachanukwanzicus

A multicultural, completely made up holiday celebration to appease politically correct nazis who demand we water down everything to fit into a generic mold of mediocrity, sucking the meaning out of everything and neutering our individuality.

"Merry Christmas!" shouted Abe

"Happy Chanukah! replied Salvatore
"No, No...Happy Christmachanukwanzicus!" insisted Libby the Liberal
"Oh shut the fuck up !" retorted Abe and Sal.

by Quills13 January 2, 2012