blivot 

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

See that guy? What a blivot.
Yer mother is a blivot, like you.

blivot by Big Daddy April 25, 2004

blivot 

Twenty pounds of shit in a ten pound bag. A situation or item that is foolishly perceived to be simple and easily manageable when if fact it is twice as complicated and unmanageable as first foolishly perceived.

When you tell your "Fun" friends to come over and hang out, and they tell their friends, and those friends tell their friends and so on, and you find yourself hosting a huge houseparty. You say to yourself retorically "Well isn't this a blivot?"

blivot by dollar89 December 27, 2006

Team Blivot

A special group in Washington that is bound to be great. The future leaders and oppressors of the future are those in this group. The group consists of all different nationalities and orientations. THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD.

Slave 1: Dude did you hear about the new King?
Slave 2: Yeah...I heard he is a member of Team Blivot.
Slave1: Holy Shit! That's insane, no wonder he's king.

Team Blivot by The Chinese Yo-Yo King. May 2, 2010

blivet

ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Andy IS a blivet.

blivet by Dave Knapp January 23, 2003

Bivot 

A big-ass divot in golf, created when a golf club digs into a fairway and scrapes up a large piece of turf which travels faster and farther than the golf ball itself.

Whenever he uses his 9 iron, Bri-N yells "fore!" two times: once for the ball and once for the bivot out in front of the ball.

Bivot by UrbanEye October 4, 2008

Blivit

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

her ass was two sizes too big for her jeans

her jeans are a blivit bag

Blivit by 2mchtrq September 27, 2005

Bliotch 

A bitch with expensive jewelry.

Dang she is bliotch!

Bliotch by Frank Lucy September 5, 2011