Hamster Jam

When pleasuring yourself by letting hamsters burrow into your anal cavity and one of them gets stuck thus causing a log jam of hamsters in your anus.

Proctologist (looking at X-Ray): Well you've got a pretty nasty hamster jam going on in there. We're gonna have to send a snake up there to clean 'em out.

Hamster Jam by DoubleDs22 January 2, 2012

hamster jammer 

Slang for somebody whose actions or opinions are negligent, moronic, or otherwise not in accordance with common sense or decency. An expression synonymous to, but much less commonly-used than, douche bag.

The guy owns Michael Bolton's entire catalogue. What a hamster jammer!

hamster jammer by guacapab May 30, 2006

hamsterdam

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hamsterdam until they shut the place down

hamsterdam by molson622 April 28, 2007

hamstercam 

n. a slang term used as a substitute for 'colonoscopy'
v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.

s. Bob went under this afternoon to get hamstercammed by that creepy doctor with the spam hands...guess that's why he can't sit properly.

hamstercam by Art Terry February 14, 2009

Hamsterdam

A place where Hamsters live, work, play and it's also where Hamsters come from.

I'll be taking the train to Hamsterdam this afternoon.

Hamsterdam by TheraPetAndy May 14, 2018

hamsterdam

A place for hamsters where the food has itty bits of weed in it and their bedding is made from hemp.

There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.

There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.

Billy: "shit man bubbles escaped from hamsterdam again last night and started mating with the giant rats in my basement"

Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"

hamsterdam by Matt Huff August 26, 2009

Hamsterdam

A pretty cool place

YOU: "I went to Hamsterdam over the weekend."

NON-BELIEVER "Hamsterdam, that isn't a real place, you mean Amsterdam?"

YOU:"No."

Hamsterdam by lLovePoland November 16, 2023