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Teppanyaki 

To receive a speedy, or fast, backhanded hand job.
I went to Jill's last night and she gave me a teppanyaki.

Teppanyaki handshake 

When eating at a teppanyaki restaurant, one places his or her hand on the teppanyaki grill. The longer one holds their hand on the grill, the better the handshake.
Wow man! I can't believe you did a 10 second teppanyaki handshake! How's your hand feeling after that!?
Teppanyaki handshake by cprickler February 7, 2019

teppanyucki 

Over burning the food, teppan-yaki style, to a point that it is not palatable to a pig or goat.
"Dang, her japanese cooking is teppanyucki!"
teppanyucki by Scottcslo November 21, 2013

Timpany Vlinkazoo 

A man so consumed by the love of kazoos he transcends to meme master status.
Wow that guy loves kazoos, he’s a real Timpany Vlinkazoo.

Teppanyaki Inhale 

When your cook spits on the grill, you inhale the steam from the spit.
Went out to dinner last night, I had been craving a teppanyaki inhale for weeks.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026