Teppanyaki 

To receive a speedy, or fast, backhanded hand job.

I went to Jill's last night and she gave me a teppanyaki.

Teppanyaki by CorneliusTalmidge March 1, 2011

Teppanyaki handshake 

When eating at a teppanyaki restaurant, one places his or her hand on the teppanyaki grill. The longer one holds their hand on the grill, the better the handshake.

Wow man! I can't believe you did a 10 second teppanyaki handshake! How's your hand feeling after that!?

Teppanyaki handshake by cprickler February 7, 2019

Teppanyaki Inhale 

When your cook spits on the grill, you inhale the steam from the spit.

Went out to dinner last night, I had been craving a teppanyaki inhale for weeks.

Teppanyaki Inhale by Cleftlip7 June 3, 2024

teppanyucki 

Over burning the food, teppan-yaki style, to a point that it is not palatable to a pig or goat.

"Dang, her japanese cooking is teppanyucki!"

teppanyucki by Scottcslo November 21, 2013