DEXTING
i really shouldn't be DEXTING, one of theses days im gonna be in a pile up on the highway because i wasn't focusing on the road.
DEXTING by TheTrevster October 20, 2012
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a.) dating via text messaging: Dexting is most often practiced by males for whom actual dating is unfeasible and by nature the dexting relationship is invariably one-way. When asked, the female in the dexting relationship will be aloof to her "dexter"'s intentions and advances. Men most likely to be dexters are worm farmers, trekkies, and unemployed "artists".
(based on a true dexting experience)
dexter: Good morning beautiful
girl: lol...we haven't even met
dexter: i know u r tho
(8 hours later)
dexter: what are you doing
girl: hanging out w my friend
dexter: oh i see
(16 hours later)
dexter: So are you just not interested?! or do you dislike me or did i do something wrong?! I don't understand you.
girl: what?!
dexter: i can tell you're too wrapped up in yourself. It would never have worked between us.
dexter: Good morning beautiful
girl: lol...we haven't even met
dexter: i know u r tho
(8 hours later)
dexter: what are you doing
girl: hanging out w my friend
dexter: oh i see
(16 hours later)
dexter: So are you just not interested?! or do you dislike me or did i do something wrong?! I don't understand you.
girl: what?!
dexter: i can tell you're too wrapped up in yourself. It would never have worked between us.
dexting by Vanheezy18 January 1, 2012
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dexting
She had so much to drink last night she had to check her cell this morning to see who fell prey to her dexting.
dexting by Zenobia Valentine March 18, 2009
Dexting
The woman was killed by a driver who was texting. Thus the driver should be held criminally liable for dexting.
The student was murdered over text messages. Dexting by students is out of control.
The student was murdered over text messages. Dexting by students is out of control.
Dexting by Shawnhelene March 24, 2010
Dexting
The art of being ridiculously intoxicated and text messaging on your phone,(combination of drunk and texting) very similar to drunk dialing but with text messaging. Often to people you want to contact but are too nervous or dont when your sober
Guy 1: Last night I was dexting off the hook like a mother fucker.
Guy 2: Dude you only do that when your plastered.
Guy 2: Dude you only do that when your plastered.
Dexting
Dexting by Tankerton Phillips March 1, 2010
Dexting
To engage in texting or IM conversation about the show Dexter with another person while you both are watching the show Dexter.