by darkened soul July 31, 2016
Get the matthewmug. by Micah P. May 22, 2008
Get the matthewmug. a bitch who will break you heart, cheat on you and not even care, and force you to love him even though he is a bitch to you
by swimmergrlweatherspoon November 24, 2010
Get the matthewmug. a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.
i hate all matthew's
by -bil- January 14, 2008
Get the matthewmug. A guy who tells a girl he loves her than goes and breaks her heart so he can date her best friend and ruin their friendship. He doesn't have the balls to tell anyone how he feels. He prefers to date gross sluts that are posers and need a life. He is also a homosexual secretly.
At man sleepovers, he screws all his friends vigorously. He is also a nasty, white trash, smoker who needs to be shot. NOW!
At man sleepovers, he screws all his friends vigorously. He is also a nasty, white trash, smoker who needs to be shot. NOW!
by LolliPopGumDrop June 11, 2010
Get the matthewmug. matthew can sometimes be an ass. matthew can sometimes be a great friend. matthew does not understand the art or puns. matthew is not as funny as he thinks he is, but he is still funny. matthew is supposed to be with any girl specifically one named mariana.
by lmao its me bitch January 30, 2017
Get the matthewmug.