bequeef 

To give something unpleasant on your way out, as an old woman would pass foul air as she passes on.

"Ugh, my boss bequeefed me a whole stack of paperwork right before he left on vacation!"

bequeef by Mac_181 December 16, 2011

bequeef 

to bequeath a queef; i.e., to present one with a situation as undesirable or problematic as vaginal flatulence.

What is this shit you have bequeefed on me?

Sorry to bequeef this on you, but this is a search warrant.

bequeef by DebbieDowner17334 March 12, 2011

bequeef 

Bequeef (bĕ-kwēf) v. To bestow or give to someone something they do not actually want or desire.

Son, hold out your hands, as I ceremoniously bequeef to you the 37 gall stones removed from my body.

bequeef by r.v.r July 13, 2023

bequeef 

1. this word is usually mistaken for the word bequeath. But some people use the word pervertedly when heard in an educational visual presentation of early Egyptian architecture.

2. the word queef with be on the front.

1. His wife bequeefed a hammer to me.

2. Jimmy bequeefed a salt packet from my lunch tray.

bequeef by Sho February 3, 2004

Bequeef 

To let another person take over a task that's stupid in nature or just a task because it's funny.

Hey Dan, I bequeef this rectal examination to you so that Dr Nissatan can stand and learn how to do them correctly with you.

Bequeef by Master Pope December 22, 2019

Bequeef 

A pre-queef

This girl just bequeefed on my dick

Bequeef by Bebdhxhxh June 11, 2023

bequeef 

To pass on an excrement or fart onto the face of another human being, most prevalently front vaginal farts.

"Stop bequeefing upon me, Sarah!"

bequeef by CambridgeUni October 15, 2023