Gronkitis 

Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.

Example 1)

Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.

Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)

Gronkitis by In.The.AM October 23, 2013

Gronkitis 

The fictional disease / illness that is contracted when becoming a gronk. Symptoms include: Flaky skin, persistant cough, excessive masturbation, poor clothing choices and movement of hands whilst talking.

What's wrong with you? Have you got gronkitis ?

Gronkitis by Ninja zachy February 13, 2014

grouchitis 

A person who is grouchy all of the time.

That girl has grouchitis

grouchitis by Amber992 July 21, 2018

Gronkitis 

When a well endowed black woman with a saggy coochie lowers it like a crane into the blades of a lawnmower

It's hanging too low! Quick, perform a gronkitis!

Gronkitis by realrealbananapeel February 23, 2025