Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)

Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"

by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

Flondering

1) Pineapple.

2) The act of flonder.

3) To be what is not and do what isn't. In the context of civil engineering, it is the act of perversing society with an act of irritable capacit; a vile act. Pineapple.

4) To frolic amongst

Adan was flondering around when he got caught skipping class.

by Enzeru Akki December 2, 2011

flonder

a word from a rich family.
to walk to random places at a random moment

to flonder in the meadows at a good time

by chris ming May 13, 2005

Flonder Day

The soon to be 8th day of the week, giving the world 3 week end days and 5 work/school days.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)

Yo there's a phat party goin down this Flonder Day, are you going?

by Teh Jester 12 May 4, 2009

flonder type luck

When you obtain a scenario that was meant to be extremely lucky is actually extremely unlucky.

Dude, that was only a 1% chance to kill me, what the hell?
Wow, you must have flonder type luck.

by Doiry July 27, 2021