sohaloked

The opposite of being "stoked". Very dejected and disappointed, usually in oneself. Induces a prolonged depression in rare occurrences. Feeling usually has to do with situations dealing with the opposite gender.

First bro - "Dude Jackie told me we should just be friends..."
Second bro - "Damn man she's hot, bet you're pretty sohaloked!"

Bro's mom - "Hey don't forget you're having your wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow morning at 6 am!"
Bro - "Dang it Mom you got me all sohaloked..."
Bro's mom - "Oh and your father got laid off today."
Bro - "Fuck my life."

sohaloked by BroeyPorter November 30, 2011

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Shalomed

The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.

The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."

Shalomed by Cisco FamssscocThe CIsco May 29, 2018

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sohaloked • Shalomed • stokaloked • Cell Shalked

stokaloked

(stohk-a-lohked) - adjective: An expression of absolute excitement and enthusiasm for upcoming events. Usually used with emphasis on the final syllable to emphasize exactly how stoked the speaker is.

1. "I am stokaLOKED for the concert tomorrow; shit is gonna be dope."

2. "Dude, how stokaloked are you to shred the gnar tomorrow?"

stokaloked by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

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Shalomed

To leave abruptly, or without notice. Similar in use to 'dipped'.

"Hey have you seen Bode around anywhere?"
"Nah he fuckin Shalomed like an hour ago"

Shalomed by Rattus Cheffus July 12, 2021

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Cell Shalked

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.

Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.

Cell Shalked by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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