The opposite of being "stoked". Very dejected and disappointed, usually in oneself. Induces a prolonged depression in rare occurrences. Feeling usually has to do with situations dealing with the opposite gender.
First bro - "Dude Jackie told me we should just be friends..."
Second bro - "Damn man she's hot, bet you're pretty sohaloked!"
Bro's mom - "Hey don't forget you're having your wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow morning at 6 am!"
Bro - "Dang it Mom you got me all sohaloked..."
Bro's mom - "Oh and your father got laid off today."
Bro - "Fuck my life."