Merlmonkey

A small shriveled lump of skin commonly found around the rectum.

Wow guys when Sarah bends over you can see her Merlmonkey.

Merlmonkey by Jebberly November 28, 2011

merdonkey

A creature that is half fish, half donkey

DUDE!!!! Have you seen the Merdonkey at the sea farm???

merdonkey by Fred the Merdonkey May 11, 2010

Messmonkey 

The new, improved version of the term "messdog". Means getting completely off your face and monkeying around whilst intoxicated.

Can also refer to the monkey like acts which may occur whilst heavily under the influence. This is usually done to attract members of the opposite sex, as is done in the jungle.

Im so jel of you, i wish i was getting messmonkeyed

Messmonkey by G-Dawggy July 19, 2011

MrMonkeyboy7 

Some stupid bitch that’s sits his on his ass all day and eats dicks and being buttfucked by black monkeys and eats my fucking table all the time and sweats at apex but is actually ass

MrMonkeyboy7 has no life

MrMonkeyboy7 by BigBlackManRawdogger April 24, 2022