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The most cancerous piece of shit player on runescape thinks he is good at vorago but is complete trash, gets out dpsed by the bomb tank as a dps and despite owning a noxious staff is a spud cunt and uses a wand of cywir elves with virtus book. No-one will ever pvm with him ever again if they want decent team. His ingame name is current tinderfella
Even with 120 invention I still can't invent a way to make Matt Z good at runescape.
MATT Z by Tinder king Matt June 12, 2016

mattzmonty 

MattZMonty also known as his rap name Zeth is one of the most underrated rappers in the game rn. But don't sleep on the kid he's young and definitely has a bright future with his soothing voice. You can find his SoundCloud @MattZMonty
Uncultured Piece of shit: Yo, who is this!

Cultured Nigga: It's MattZMonty, Duh.
mattzmonty by Squidnigger November 28, 2018
only the coolest flippin kid in school, everyone should aspire to live up to his greatness
yoo that MattZed kid is a fuggin pimp
MattZed by Ziggy February 3, 2005
So great, cannot be described in words
Itz Mattz. Im about 2 faint
Mattz by Worshiper of (V)áttz March 17, 2004

Mattzarella 

Flamboyantly gay. For some reason thinks he's an actor, randomly quits Starcraft to pursue roles. Pln's favorite human.
Mattzarella: u
Mattzarella: u
Mattzarella: suck
Mattzarella by Badme December 8, 2003

mattzor midnight special 

When any dominant male of Level 9 pimp status or higher, gathers 5 horny women, one of which is Justin's sister. After properly pleasing them all, he ejaculates into a blender and blends it with margarita mix. The girls then proceed to take shots....
holy shit becky, we were all drunk and matt gave us the mattzor midnight special. IT WAS AMAZING!