Gerg

To continuously annoy your friends on Xbox until you become blocked.

Alternate definition:

To immediately block someone when they join your Xbox party

This guy was so annoying in the Xbox chat, that I immediately Gerg’d him.

by NHL boss July 26, 2019

Gerg

n. Commonly known as Greg, a Gerg is basically a synonym for any human being with the name Greg. Being a Gerg, however, it also means that the person is incredibly handsome with a satisfying penis.

Omg, i just hooked up with that gerg over there.

That gerg has the best dick ever!

Oh great, another gerg at the party

by ulrich von gradwitz March 2, 2010

Gerg

A condition that causes alcohol induced autism, and "bar retardness." Gergs go to extreme lengths to get viciously intoxicated as early as 10 am on a Saturday. Can also be used as a verb.

After taking a full stick and a 20 second pull of Crown Russe, a man took on the persona of Gerg.

by rmmrmrmrmrmr November 10, 2019

Gerg

When a greg get too horny and needs to be pleased

Greg is so gerggy right now, like so gerg he is basically a gerggy poo.

by CallmeGirth June 25, 2019

Gerg

Gerg is one bad ass mofo who constantly gets poon and does drive bys. If nothing else a gerg is a straight Bone Thug.

person 1 - Damn man! That nigga is a fuckin' gerg yo.
person 2 - I'd fuck him...

by Gerg =) September 15, 2004

Gerg

someone that very very rarely gets sex

what a gerg, he hasn't a root since that foul smelling granny raped him up the bum with a zucchini

by bucket! February 21, 2003

Gerg

Someone who slacks off!

Hey you Gerger, why don't you do some work!

by Cath Ellis & Jesse Spezza April 15, 2006