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Horizontal Dancing

The act of laying down on something, and flailing your arms and legs about to music, thus creating the effect that you are dancing.
(Laying on bed talking)

Kenzie: This is a good song!

Caitlin: I have to dance but im too lazy to get up...

Kenzie: Now is a time for Horizontal dancing!
Horizontal Dancing by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011

horizontal folk dancing 

A slang term for having sex.
Person 1: "What did you get up to last night?"
Person 2: "I did a bit of horizontal folk dancing with Judy"
horizontal folk dancing by Orbter January 27, 2005

horizontal line dancing

Horizontal line dancing means to have sex. Sexual intercourse.
Trailer park boys season 3 episode 8- Mr.lahey-"hey Barb why don't we skip line dancing class tonight and have a little horizontal line dancing".
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026