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A group of four of truly incredible men. Similar to a quartet, except the collective awesomeness of a manpool is much greater than that of a quartet. The bonds connecting the members of a manpool are the same as the bonds that bind together two men in a bromance. Thus, in essence, a manpool is a specific form of a group bromance, or bro-orgy (common name: brorgy). Manpools generally form when its members decide to collectively travel together in a motor vehicle, especially in small, cheap, red foreign imports. If possible, the term "bro" is factored into the name of the manpool's favorite vehicle (e.g. a Toyota Matrix will become a Brotrix). Other characteristics of a manpool include a love of restaurants such as Pei Wei, In-n-Out, and Chipotle. Manpools can often be found patronizing restaurants with Coke Freestyles, playing absurd amounts of ping-pong, blasting Josh Groban, Andrea Bocelli, Michael Buble, Jon Lajoie, or other great artists. The most common hang out spot of a manpool is commonly known as a Mancave.
Wow, those four guys are really awesome. No wonder they are a manpool.
Manpool by ImReallyTall November 9, 2011
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Manopolitan 

1 Part Rum
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge

A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
I didn't want to sound girly and order a cosmopolitan, so I ordered a Manopolitan instead
Manopolitan by Triphammer417 December 4, 2010

Manpology 

The act of not apologising, and just pretending that nothing happened.
John totally freaked out on me last night, but he gave me a manpology so I will pretend that everything is good.
Manpology by Kaiser Kittu October 15, 2010

manpoline 

A guy who is used by a girl though he knows it, yet keeps coming back to her despite all the crap she puts him through. The guy is invariably in love/lust with the girl and will go through hoops/put up with her back and forth in the offchance that he might be able to date her. These situations usually result in the man being crushed.

Sometimes the guy can delude himself into thinking he just wants to be good friends with her. This does not last long.
In the movie "He's just not that into you", Kevin Connolly's character (Conor) is a manpoline for Scarlet Johansson's character Anna. He's always there when she needs him but she never has to give anything back.

Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: Oh it was awesome, Cara actually came over last night. She was having a tiff with her boyfriend. I made her a great dinner and we talked and cuddled a little bit. Then she left abruptly, maybe got a text from him. But I haven't heard from her since then.

Guy 1: This isn't going anywhere is it?
Guy 2: Well, I think she'll eventually see I'm a good guy and we work well together.

Guy 1: <rolls eyes>
manpoline by Vermonster August 24, 2009

fu manpoo 

Verb:
To give someone a fu man poo. A variation on a dirty sanchez. A man removes his cock from said strumpets bum and then wipes the poo residue across her top lip however utilising some artistic style to create the appearance of a chinese moustache similar to that of fu manchu.
I gave her a fu manpoo and she looked like an extra from crouching tiger!!
fu manpoo by Darkprong October 17, 2007
person with a very long penis
"what a big manpole you have."
manpole by Evil1 November 3, 2004

manjoola 

A female immigrant who has been thrown out of the UK but somehow sneaks back in
what the... manjoola ? i thought they threw you out of the country ?
manjoola by bantam316 September 2, 2020