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free ranger 

1. n. The lowest ranging staff member of Pokemon Zeo's forums, below Mods and Admins. Their primary job is to welcome new members to the forums (forming a valuable anti-anti-noob system), but they also assist in moderator functions, keeping order in the forums. Some people like to think Free Rangers are mindless tools of the administration.

2. (Free Range)v. Doing Free Ranger work.
"Dane was the most Free Ranging(2) Free Ranger(1) ever."
free ranger by andylightkai January 12, 2004
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Free Ranger 

A mentally retarded teenager running around in a field of grass. Thus making him a loner.
Man, that kid is such a free ranger!
Free Ranger by Dr. H. Ford November 8, 2011

Free-ranger 

A parent who believes their child(ren) is (are) capable of intelligent thought enough to (one or more) 1. reasonably and safely travel, unsupervised, from point A to point B, 2. Play unsupervised for an unspecified period of time with parental worry. 3. Resolve their own problems without resorting to tattle-tailing, snitching, and possibly getting into and out of trouble without a real hitch. They give their children Free-Range by both loving them, but emotionally letting go of their own need to succeed as a parent as it could be tied to the happiness and success of their children.
Mary and Elizabeth are Free-Rangers. They don't meddle in their kids' playtime by being a playmate or falsely buoy them in their accomplishments by giving them a certificate of participation.
Free-ranger by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015

free range

adj. Not yet trained or housebroken. Used to refer to someone prior to being shampooed and conditioned to new expectations of domesticated behaviour.
GF1: "What do you think of her new toyboy?"
GF2: "I thought she was crazy, taking on somebody that free range, but she shampooed him into a total slut"

Free range kid 

Like a free-range chicken, but for a child that is not giving boundaries or rules or consequences from their parents or society.
Look at that (Frange,bock bock) free range kid, he can do whatever he wants and curses and not getting in trouble because his parents and society believes that he will find his own way. he needs consequences he'll never learn... He is like a free range chicken, bock bock here! bock bock there!
Free range kid by Sirj February 21, 2022

Free Range Titties 

A woman who wears a see through top at the shooting range throwing off other shooters' aim
Ben: Dude, some chick wore a black see through top while shooting an AR-15 pistol at the range today. She totally wrecked my concentration. Those were some hot "Free Range Titties".

Curtis: I'm sorry hear that bro. Wish I could have been there to see for myself.
Free Range Titties by Mil3Druid3 November 24, 2014

Free-Range Skanks 

A group of younger, scantily clad females who are leaving their established territory, or "hood," in search of males.
Look at those free-range skanks! Wonder where they came from?
Free-Range Skanks by gab38 November 21, 2010