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Futurenaut 

A futurenaut is someone who is given a mission by someone from the future. They have become a staple cliche in many science fictional. The term was coined by Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place in the episode "Future Harper", but has been present in many dramas and comedies long before. This term should not be confused with the person who actually travels back in time to relay such a mission.
Examples of Futurenauts include:
Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol

Sarah Connor from The Terminator series.
Goku from the Dragonball Z series.
Bill and Ted in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
A number of people in the Doctor Who series.
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futurenostlgia 

a legendary and tasteful dua stan that ended levitatingng and the other 17 dua stans. he’s also sexy
“futurenostlgia just followed me”
“wtf you’re so lucky

futuretruth 

a statement made when fiction is necessary, but you want a time limit on your lie to feel better about yourself and keep you out of hell. it's a lie now, but it will be true later. also a lie that is told if you don't plan to commit the act you are lying about again.
I told her I never slept with that girl. I don't tell lies, I tell futuretruths.
futuretruth by Chuck K July 20, 2007

Futurenanigans 

Shenanigans that will happen in the future
A: Yeah, I totally am going out with this girl
B: I call futurenanigans
A: Aw
Futurenanigans by JammySplodge August 10, 2015
Word of the Day on August 13, 2015

Futuresfuture 

That guy over there (futuresfuture) is a big simp.

futrenute 

Obnoxious odor produced by the foot
"Dude, you for some serious futrenute!"
futrenute by Splash Vaporeon November 20, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026