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The lovechild of golf and soccer where players (that are blown out of their trees i.e. high) kick a soccer ball to targets as determined by each player. This game is typically played across the entirety of the household premises (indoor, outdoor, in your neighbor’s garden, all’s fair game).
CANK by Corekneelius September 17, 2019
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For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.
I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.
cank by Johnson Rice April 17, 2004
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A nonviolent, attractive gang of girls who are sexually active, usually between the ages of 11-18. Also can be used as a reference to something cool.
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"Fuck, Greg, did you see that gymnast? That shit was cank!!!!!!!"
"Hell yeah it's my birthday, Roger...just look at that cake, it's fucking cank."
"Hell yeah it's my birthday, Roger...just look at that cake, it's fucking cank."
cank by benbenbenbenben October 10, 2008